The exams are here again!

I would much rather stay in my bed, thank you very much. Its 4am, it’s dark outside and I have to think of a long, hot day ahead-studying and preparing for the coming exams.

I am never too tired of pressing the snooze button on my alarm. Wait, isn’t it the tune playing at the pub…?Gah…it’s most annoying when alarm become an intrinsic part of your dream. What’s that? Sunshine? But that’s a whole 2 hours away! Why can’t I stay tucked in instead…sleep soundly for those many hours, and then wake up once the sun does. Snooze

Should I risk opening my eyes? What if I fall asleep again? 4:30am, that’s when I finally switch off the alarm. People say morning time is the best time to study. Precious, precious 30 minutes left. Sleep

Maybe it’s time to change the alarm tone; I am getting increasingly acclimatized to Cross fade. Maybe Kambakh Ishq Om mangalam should do. It would jerk me out of sleepiness immediately!’Baoww waoww’,it goes.

Snooze. Not Modern Indian Literature. I will study Individual and Society. It’s going to be the first paper.

Should change snooze time-out from 5 to 10 minutes, man? At least, there will be enough time to find sleep. Five minutes to get myself to sleeping again and five whole minutes of undisturbed sleep. Yes. That’s what I am going to do first thing when I open my eyes. I will change the time-out. For now, time’s running out. Must sleep. Every minute counts.

WHAT! Who’s calling? Dad? Answered the call.Me:”Helloww”Dad:’Hello?Up?’Me:’Hm.’ Dad:’Ok…Get up and study? You have exams.Ok?Up.’

No way. Time 4:28.Am I supposed to wait up till my alarm rings now? How odd. I, Furious. He ruined two whole minutes of sleep!!!

Oh no!! The exams are here again. It’s been three months since I said “I will surely study tomorrow” but tomorrow never comes. Finally, here I’m with a bundle of books piled up on my so-called “study table.”

Damn truth! Just when we sit down to study, everything else on earth gets so interesting. Even just staring at the wallJ I wonder who invented studying. I believe it’s derived from the two words Students+ Dying = Studying! Lolz. I think everyone of us have the same opinion because of the kind of sms I received from my student mates.

Here are few of the messages from my inbox; I hope you enjoy reading them like I do!!

This April
Lives will change
Courage will be shaken
From the director of “Scared Lives” and
The producers of “Brave Warriors” and
“Call of the Criticals”
After the enormous success of
“The January Nightmares”
Delhi University productions present
Another bone-chilling
Horror-psycho-thriller
“I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS SUMMER”
Releasing in exam halls in April
Don’t miss it. Happy Studying.

Love Vs Exams
Love – One of the hardest because you have thoughts that you can’t express
Exams – Still harder because you don’t have any thoughts but still you have to express.

Exam rules of Newton
Half of what you read is waste
Half of the rest you don’t understand
Half of what you understand you won’t remember
And half of what you remember is never asked!!

PRINCIPLES OF STUDENTS LIFE…
Love your bed, it’s your temple.
Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so don’t touch them.
Don’t do something tomorrow, that you can do day-after tomorrow.
If you fell like studying, sit down and wait till that feeling goes away.

Okay,I have to go back and study now...Goodluck to all who have exams.See ya:)